Special Guest 'Blogger: Henry the Yorkshire Terrier

Ok, I know it's early in this blog's life to be featuring a guest already but I owed someone a favor, so here is Henry the Yorkie:

Hi hi hi hi hey what's that over there no wait there's something over there yeah yeah that smells good wait a sec why do I feel different today something's missing it's it's it's i can't quite put my paw on it it's it's it's--- HOLY SHIT!!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY BALLS??? No, seriously, what's going on?? I woke up this morning and everything was normal. I whined a lot until I got to get in bed and I climbed all over people and felt real good and then all of a sudden I wake up in the afternoon and MY BALLS ARE GONE!! IS THIS SOME KIND OF A SICK JOKE? I HAVE NO BALLS!! HONESTLY WHO DOES THAT?? JUST GETS UP AND CUTS A GUY'S BALLS OFF? LIKE, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO TODAY? I THINK I'LL CUT HENRY'S BALLS OFF. AM I BEING PUNISHED FOR SOMETHING??? COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN WARNED FIRST? A STERN WORD OR TWO WOULD PROBABLY HAVE SUFFICED, I MEAN, CHRIST!!! sniff sniff sniff oooh what's that under the couch?
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Thanks Henry! No new pranks to report today, but I'll be back with more awesomeness soon.

An old classic

This one goes way back. It might even be a prank from vaudeville or something. And the best part about it is, ANYONE can do this.

Just go to one of the following two places: Disneyworld, almost any movie theater in New York City.

You (sidling up to the ticket counter like you do this all the time): Hi, I'd like one student discount ticket please...
Hilarity Ensues.
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Trust me-- it works EVERY time.

It's so on!

Come here to read about all of my awesome pranks that I pull. I'll give you a preview of my first one.

The Scene
Jen and I are walking by the famous Magnolia Cupcake Bakery. There is a long line.

Me (loudly): Oh my gosh-- it's-- look! It's the place-- "two, no six, no twelve, baker's dozen!" From that thing on that show!!
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Let me tell you those tourists' minds were BLOWN. Jen was MORTIFIED.

Stay tuned for more...