A great prank from a fellow 'blogger
"Tim" writes on his own delectable web-log about his adventures. I agree with him about Valentine although he should have sat in West. The poolplayer and rowboat are not remotely part of my college memories. But then he details a fantastic prank. First here is the link:
http://shaolinsuccor.blogspot.com/2006/02/valentine.html
But here's the "money" quote:
Anyway, here's a great "prank" as my bloggerati friend Eric would say. Go up to someone holding flowers, coyly ask them, "Excuse me, may I see your flowers?" Then, look disdainfully and say, "Oh, ugly." Then walk away. I can't believe a bitch said that to someone as I stood at a windy street corner in Lincoln Center. I would have retorted, "Thanks, you crabby sadsack. You just described yourself, inside and out. Ho snap! Ever seen a turtle get down? Ninja ninja rap! Maybe that's why you don't have any flowers of your own. Die Bart Die." Or something to that effect.That's a really great prank and really great counter-prank! Hat-tip, Tim!
PS This is the first ericshilariouspranksdotcom post that contains a hyper-link that is a word, if you follow. As I continue to figure out how to use the buttons on this 'blogging machine, my 'blog will continue to wow with html-driven hilarity.
posted by Eric @ 3:31 PM
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3 Comments:
Eric, I must compliment you on your consistent use of the apostrophe in the word " 'blog ". As we all know, an apostrophe is used to hold the place of letters that have been omitted from words or phrases, and your punctuation in regards to this rule is unmatched by any 'blogger on any 'blog I have ever seen in my 'ntire l'fe. Little details truly do make the difference.
Also, Eric, I thought of a hilarious prank you might be interested in:
1) Be Kid Rock or Scott Stapp
2) Tape yourself banging groupies
3) When the tape gets out, watch and laugh as thousands of people unsuspectingly read of its account in gossip headlines and subsequently feel vaguely nauseous
Fin.
I am pretty sure that IF this ever happened, that is to say, in the RARE AND UNLIKELY CHANCE that this prank might actually come to pass, it would be of noteworthy hilarity.
Yo, you mean Chow Yun Phat right? There's no "Tim." Also, the person who was the victim of that de-flowering if you will, was none other than me! yes, me.
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